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Zito loses again – White Sox beat Giants
Zito did what Barry Zito does. He lost, he didn’t make it to the seventh inning, but did throw over 100 pitches. In this interleague match up between the Chicago White Sox and San Francisco Giants, the Giants fell 3-1 after an above average start by Zito. Mark Buehrle got a needed win after starting [...]
Zito Gets No Decision – Astros beat Giants 7-3
Hell, it isn’t a loss. Barry Zito took the mound today taking on the Houston Astros. The Giants gave him early support jumping to a 3 run lead by the 4th. Fred Lewis started it off in the 3rd by doubling home Emanuel Burriss. Omar Vizquel matched Freddies double with one of his own scoring [...]
Zito Back From Bullpen – Giants Lose
The San Francisco Giants continued to do the same they always do when Barry Zito pitches. Lose. This time to the Pittsburgh Pirates 3-1. Most would say this was a good start for Barry Zito, only giving up 2 runs on basically one bad pitch. That pitch happened to be a fastball that came back [...]
Giants Send Barry Zito to Bullpen
In an act of god, Barry Zito has been sent to the bullpen to get his shit straight. Coach Bruce Bochy announced that the San Francisco Giants have decided to send Barry Zito, their $126 million dollar man, to the bullpen. When asked by the media what Zito though of this, "I definitely want the [...]
Reds dominate Zito, Giants
Barry Zito is terrible. Just god awful. The Cincinnati Reds beat the hell out of the Giants 10-1 thanks to a 6 run first inning. Brandon Phillips went 3-5 with 2 homeruns and 3 RBI’s. Zito being the piece of shit he is, got rocked for 8 runs in just 3.0 innings. The scoring began [...]
Deja Vu – Diamonbacks beat Giants – Webb deals Zito Sucks
Ah Shit. For the second time in a week the San Francisco Giants were beat by the Arizona Diamond backs. For the second time in a week, Brandon Webb faced Barry Zito. For the second time in a week Webb pitched well, and Zito fucking sucked. Zito hit a new low this season giving up [...]
Diamondbacks beat Giants – Webb beats Zito
In a game where the pitching match up was meant to be a clash of titans, it was more of a shot of reality to the San Francisco Giants and their fans. Brandon Webb improved to 4-0 while Barry Zito went to 0-4. They are both the ace’s over their teams, yet only one pitches [...]
Giants take on the Cardinals – Zito Loses
This season is getting long already, the Giants look like the Bad News Bears every time Barry Zito takes the mound. The Cardinals beat the Giants 8-2 giving Zito his third straight loss. It all started in the third when ManChild Albert Pujols (pronounced Poo-Holes according to his ESPN profile) hit a rocket to deep [...]
Giants vrs Brewers Zito Starts
Saturday April 6th, 2009 -Milwaukee — Another start another loss. This looks to be a reoccurring theme. The Giants were beat 7-0 by the Milwaukee Brewers today. While Ben Sheets looked godly, Zito was back to his shitty form. He had a little help from our defense today, two errors were the cause of two [...]
Opening Day – Zito Starts, Ties Record
Well it was opening day today, and of course we put our “Ace” on the mound to start the season off right. Right? Wrong. Barry Zito quickly crushed our hopes of a rebound from last years terrible season with three runs in the first. Matt Kemp singled to center which scored Rafael Furcal. Jeff Kent [...]
