Barry Zito Getting Hit Hard Already – Zito Car Accident
Its the greatest day of the year, Opening Day, and Barry Zito is getting rocked and his first start isn’t even for a couple more days. Last night in West Hollywood Zito was broadsided while in park at around 8pm. He was taken to the hospital but released after getting checked out.Police said that Barry Zito was not at fault in this car accident.
In all seriousness we really hope he is ok as you never wish an incident like that on your worst enemies. With that said however lets make fun of him a bit more. Lets just bullet point today’s jokes.
- He probably wouldn’t have gotten hit if he gained a couple miles per hour.
- This won’t be the last time he gets slammed in LA this season
- Hopefully its not the last time he is released in 2011
- Zito is apparently uninjured but I am sure this “traumatic” event will be an excuse for his 0-3/5.46 era in the month of April
- The cops believe that the other driver might have been Jeff Suppan, or any Giants fan in the world.
- Zito sucks
Ok thats all for today, stay tuned for our recap of Zito’s first start of the 2011 season later this week.
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